Love Letter

Dear MY BED,

I must confess my deep burning love for you! You are so warm and comfy, so reliable and consistent in my life. I must declare it to the world and shout it from the roof tops, in hope our love may grow.

I really do try to take care of you. But I realize I don't invest enough time into our relationship. This is something I try and change every day. Throughout the long days of mommy hood I miss and long for you. And each day my intention is to reunite with you earlier. It's just that pesky to do list and those two kids I have that often keeps us apart.

I must apologize for my recent indiscretions. I have overcrowded you by letting Keagan take complete advantage of you. She doesn't appreciate your pillow top, clean soft sheets and thick down comforter like I cherish it!

You must know it is not my desire for her to join us each night. It's just that there seems to be MONKEYS in her bed that are TICKLING her!! This is an argument that she is very insistent and upset about. I have tried in vain to coerce her into not sleeping with us. I have tried being stern, offering bribes, even barking threats in desperation and nothing works. When I ask her where they are she tells me they are all "foeded up" (folded up). And when she hands them to me I lecture them and then escort them outside. But the monkeys keep multiplying. Those pesky tickling monkeys are really preventing us from being alone! And I'm not too happy about it as our time is already limited!

Please don't lose hope! Because I haven't. We will discover a way to be together soon. I promise. I'm hoping the monkeys will soon be gone and that the to do list will get shorter. And then we will be free to let our love blossom! I can't wait!

Yours Truly,
Emily

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